lion:

me

(Source: arrystorm, via ruinedchildhood)

(Source: hellcelebs, via papi--henny)

sniffing:

when you have to go somewhere early in the morning but your parents aren’t waking up

image

(via dearestmikee)

evolutional:

shes an angel

(via angelinaolvera)

  • detective: where were u at the time the crime happened
  • me: *beat drops* I was in the 212

severalbadpunslater:

this is probably one of my favorite jokes in all of western media

(via ruinedchildhood)

mountainashes:

trying to make time-sensitive plans with someone who doesn’t text back quickly

image

(via 10knotes)

ejacutastic:

brother no

(Source: booooooom, via heeeylexis)

(Source: sextective, via theboyisastar)

acorgiaday:

Boo I’m a ghost!

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)